IC inbox - cerealia

[horsepoop]

"Hello, this is Namazuo Toushirou! I'm sorry I missed you, but leave me a message and I'll call you back as soon as I can!"

[Audio/video/text/etc.!]

Comments

[horsepoop]

[Okay, in fairness, that does sound awfully Leon-y. But Namazuo's still convinced he's acting out of character by checking in at all... SUSPICIOUS.]

That's unlike you, Leon-san. Are you trying to learn something in particular?

[discard]

I am simply trying to make certain that you are not unlike yourself, like so many others in this place.

[Don't question him, it's embarrassing!!]

[horsepoop]

[HE'S QUESTIONING because you're being openly caring and it's Weird...]

If I was unlike myself wouldn't I want to act like myself in order to protect myself from myself?

[Namazuo stop]

[discard]

[......... ????]

This must be the wrong number.

[discard]

[A few minutes later--

IT'S NOT THE WRONG NUMBER]

What the hell is wrong with you

[horsepoop]

Nothing's wrong with me! What's wrong with you!

[Namazuo: 1000 yers old or 5, who can tell]

[discard]

Nothing is wrong with me! Do not try to deflect away from the subject at hand!

[horsepoop]

You mean the subject of how you're being concerned?

[Which is SUSPICIOUS!!!!!! Did he mention that part]

[discard]

I am not being concerned!!

[horsepoop]

then what do you call it?

[discard]

nothing. Never mind! I am not speaking with you any longer!

[horsepoop]

but you're still sending me messages!!

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